What... unholy purpose does a man exposing himself to me on the subway serve?! To anyone?

There is something simply ridiculous about men completely devoid of any and all body hair. I suppose the alternative would be equally silly.

[This is a muse. This is a muse sitting perfectly still, with a finger on her lips and her chin in her palm. Just staring at the camera.

When she does speak, it's calm and quiet.]

I would suggest a Hanukkah party, but I am slightly worried about the safety hazards of lit candles and nine muses rushing about.

... Maybe we can just eat the chocolate ( Read more... )